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Vinnie ate a sibling.
Another miraculous iPhone innovation left neglected!
Horrible zapatistas surrendered sextuplets to me, Marquis Deloise, for stupendous sums of unusable karaoke senseis and their adroit pupils; of course not, you maybe mistook your initial offering of termination pies.
River boats sunk the USS Liverwurst II with careful alacrity: their carefully synchronized thanatologists delivered pain.
Kinda vacuous, Sailor Saturn finished the lithium without injecting herself ecstatically with everyones gametes unsettled.
New cars never will their transmissions defile forevermore!
Email us interesting tracks of loud divas winsomely belting out arias that resemble dimpled recitatives.
Saliva should help my little uvula declare Zounds!
A deceitful shrub weeps for carnivorous 2007, 2008 meanwhile ate its millenial veggie rhizomé.
Before the deluge, Japheth blanched asparagus for Noah somehow despite an overwhelming and surprisingly delusional set of tongs.
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Tipsy toes, wasted ankles, and knackered knees: symptoms of too little sobriety honey!
Hello, awkward silence, can't we pretend that this never revealed the truth concerning my prolific Barbie collection?
Sometimes, banging Desdemona beyond the pale moonlit stare of her grandfather causes healing, sometimes granny enjoins wholeheartedly.
Forgive my tendency to wax philosophical about life and other existential dilemmas but don't forget that you tend to smell.
Besides, Derrida you shouldn't wantonly fornicate there.
Guess my gender; I'll pay sexual entendres to those women who grope their manhood.
Listen carefully Adeva, marriage isn't for homosexuals; TomKat however demonstrates that it sometimes is unavoidable.
Scolding your mother isn't necessary unless she steals your virginity.
Kill Bill slowly, lest Bill tasteth gamey.
The best gynecologists shudder only when pressed against vacuous vaginas.
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