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Finland murdered sentences.
Finland might not appear today due to inclement gravy; frankly, I wont mind.
Finland again?
Badass, nefarious, and downright unpleasant, Leno returned the audiences to drive their own duesenbergs.
Zionistas baffle Pandatarians when the Great Yahooligan Remus forsook his commitment to terminate 40,000 slugs.
Portend this!
Sinecures should vote only because they would effectuate profound financial churn within their genitals.
As the hart pharted, so I must be downwind.
Change comes but without a prayer!
Root users might passwd your surprisingly easy encryption logarithm!
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Tipsy toes, wasted ankles, and knackered knees: symptoms of too little sobriety honey!
Hello, awkward silence, can't we pretend that this never revealed the truth concerning my prolific Barbie collection?
Sometimes, banging Desdemona beyond the pale moonlit stare of her grandfather causes healing, sometimes granny enjoins wholeheartedly.
Forgive my tendency to wax philosophical about life and other existential dilemmas but don't forget that you tend to smell.
Besides, Derrida you shouldn't wantonly fornicate there.
Guess my gender; I'll pay sexual entendres to those women who grope their manhood.
Listen carefully Adeva, marriage isn't for homosexuals; TomKat however demonstrates that it sometimes is unavoidable.
Scolding your mother isn't necessary unless she steals your virginity.
Kill Bill slowly, lest Bill tasteth gamey.
The best gynecologists shudder only when pressed against vacuous vaginas.
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