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Arses wouldnt hasten to defy fundamental axioms of hydroxy.
Provincetown vacations denied Proust petit barnacles, be they embroiled in voluminous snarge banks.
In little schisms I ravished your doubts asunder; totally unaware of the finger, you hurried towards deafening fluted cosmologies.
Although when syphilis arose betwixt gnarled orifices dysphoric, she dismissively twiddled loose thumbs!
How frisbees are bitten in a roundabout of Edwardian phallic ecstasy: one brioche, without ceviche, smeared with ripened durian fragrance, and blind Yalies dangling their sidewalls off their Vespas.
Shabadahamaramasaki acheived a perfect quadruple kneebend whilst languishing in your supple jugs.
Finland murdered sentences.
Finland might not appear today due to inclement gravy; frankly, I wont mind.
Finland again?
Badass, nefarious, and downright unpleasant, Leno returned the audiences to drive their own duesenbergs.
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Tipsy toes, wasted ankles, and knackered knees: symptoms of too little sobriety honey!
Hello, awkward silence, can't we pretend that this never revealed the truth concerning my prolific Barbie collection?
Sometimes, banging Desdemona beyond the pale moonlit stare of her grandfather causes healing, sometimes granny enjoins wholeheartedly.
Forgive my tendency to wax philosophical about life and other existential dilemmas but don't forget that you tend to smell.
Besides, Derrida you shouldn't wantonly fornicate there.
Guess my gender; I'll pay sexual entendres to those women who grope their manhood.
Listen carefully Adeva, marriage isn't for homosexuals; TomKat however demonstrates that it sometimes is unavoidable.
Scolding your mother isn't necessary unless she steals your virginity.
Kill Bill slowly, lest Bill tasteth gamey.
The best gynecologists shudder only when pressed against vacuous vaginas.
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