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Deep desires never fade.
Cranapple lots of fusion says nothing.
Truthfully, I should not facilitate the breeding for the new CIA gorilla that kills only scientists.
Miss Believe, how boring can fourteen minutes of premarital domesticity be?
To infinity abd tbd.
Oops, I neglected to mention: Your mother may collapse.
Fried anal openings paired with anal creme and rubberized fists will necessitate cleaving of bony outcroppings tomorrow.
Sacramento Jones fondled her bewbies.
Forgot to check my old vomit collection at the Midtown Waldorf inn.
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Tipsy toes, wasted ankles, and knackered knees: symptoms of too little sobriety honey!
Hello, awkward silence, can't we pretend that this never revealed the truth concerning my prolific Barbie collection?
Sometimes, banging Desdemona beyond the pale moonlit stare of her grandfather causes healing, sometimes granny enjoins wholeheartedly.
Forgive my tendency to wax philosophical about life and other existential dilemmas but don't forget that you tend to smell.
Besides, Derrida you shouldn't wantonly fornicate there.
Guess my gender; I'll pay sexual entendres to those women who grope their manhood.
Listen carefully Adeva, marriage isn't for homosexuals; TomKat however demonstrates that it sometimes is unavoidable.
Scolding your mother isn't necessary unless she steals your virginity.
Kill Bill slowly, lest Bill tasteth gamey.
The best gynecologists shudder only when pressed against vacuous vaginas.
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